Sister Mary Chainsaw

2005-03-27T13:35:00.000-08:00

E=mc2 and Terri Schivo is dying.This is just my opinion but yes I do think it is wrong for them to take that feeding tube out,but I would also not like to live like that for for 15 years.I would want to be shot or something like a lame donkey or something I would want to be put out of my misery.I am not saying I am a jackass or anything,you know don't take it the wrong way or anything.Just I wouldn't want to be a vegetable first of all,then have someone that I probable don't even remember to starve me to death.

2004-12-26T19:28:00.000-08:00

Try these on for size.Only 6lbs.

2004-12-12T11:29:00.000-08:00

Cat and Mouse?????

2004-11-27T13:34:00.000-08:00

rrrrrrrrrr, I'll kill ya, I'm a killer. Don't gota worry about killing Kerry cause he didn't win. Aaaahahaha, in your face liberal,Bush won and there is nothin you can do about it.

2004-11-24T06:19:00.000-08:00

Knowing that Bush has won is like geting a great,big,wet kiss from a K-9,cause it can't get any better than that. P.S.By the way I love ya Daddy.

2004-11-07T17:16:00.000-08:00

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh,I can finally sleep peacfully, now that Bush has won, all that junk that CBS (Comunisime Brodcasring Station) has been lieing about had me worried there for a second.

2004-11-02T18:37:00.000-08:00

''I predict that......WHAT!!!!!........George Bush is winning, he has Texas,Oklahoma,Luisiana,Gorgia!!!!!......How many do I have? Look at this face while you can liberales it's not gona last long.

2004-11-01T16:10:00.000-08:00

This is Queen A just reminding to get out and vote, so my warriors don't have to kick any liberal butt, just remember Sister Mary gone some Iraqi butt so, I'm in charge,that means my rules, my ways.Queen A

2004-11-01T15:54:00.000-08:00

''Get out'en vote before I have to hurt anyone.''

2004-11-01T15:41:00.000-08:00

''You know it's only one more day to electon day''

2004-10-31T11:30:00.000-08:00

''Mommy it's really President Bush''

2004-10-29T15:42:00.000-07:00

I'm so jealous, Kerry dosn't even need a costume he is already scary enogh .

2004-10-25T17:01:00.000-07:00

''but those papers are real''

2004-10-24T16:53:00.000-07:00

''Ehhhhhhh,he'll never know what hit him.''

2004-10-23T16:20:00.000-07:00

''Ya,I'm vote'n for kerry what's it to you.''

2004-10-23T16:13:00.000-07:00

''Uhhhh,why does she have to be so pretty.''

2004-10-18T16:24:00.000-07:00

''Put'em up''

2004-10-16T17:58:00.000-07:00

''Deciding where to sleep is harder than picking a president,atleast for a cat it is.''

2004-10-15T18:20:00.000-07:00

''You want this?''......''ya ya ya ya throw it ,throw it ,throw it......''ok''

2004-10-15T15:44:00.000-07:00

''I you think I'm scary, image how the White House would be if Kerry got elected.''

2004-10-14T19:51:00.000-07:00

''Kerry said WHAT!!!!''

2004-10-09T16:32:00.000-07:00

Notice: Sister Mary Chainsaw will be traveling to Iraq this week. Not to worry, a legion of angels protect and serve her libertarian highness. In her absence, Queen Amidalla will be posting, preaching and generally correcting all things political. Sister M.C. will be checking in to keep you updated as she straightens things up in the middle east. So much to grok. So little to grok with.

2004-10-09T13:48:00.000-07:00

I'm a cowboy now.

2004-10-09T10:59:00.000-07:00

I geuss that seals the deal.

2004-10-09T10:57:00.000-07:00

"....Ya it's a pickup truck.....if ya'll don't like it ya' can just walk..."

2004-10-08T14:45:00.000-07:00

.......gadda love this one!!!

2004-10-08T08:34:00.000-07:00

".....Those who will not cut trees for paper and wood......who will not kill animals for food and clothing......sure as hell will not kill terrorists just for democracy and liberty!!!" Sister Mary Chainsaw 2004

2004-10-08T07:58:00.000-07:00

"......Let me make this clear and simple....those who connot withstand the karma implications of killing animals just to eat....of killing trees just for paper and wood....sure as hell are not ready to kill people just to ensure liberty and democracy....can't we all just get along?"

2004-10-08T05:00:00.000-07:00

".....another 'debate' tonight,....Please, oh, Please, George, tell it like it is tonight. The girlie man will never fight for this country. What makes this the 'wrong war' is that we're winning it. The UN is a den of theives and tin horn dictators. Dump the polite southern charm and speak truth to criminals. As you can see from this picture of me, I have an extra sword. I'm offering it to you, George. Use it tonight. You need not impale anyone but your loyal fans deserve at least to see a good bitch slapping. Nothing less will do. The clock is ticking. Sister Mary Chainsaw

2004-10-07T04:34:00.000-07:00

If you find this picture rather 'disturbing' write your local SeeBS station and ask them to curb Ol' Dan, the rather disturbing attack dog. If not, send us $25.00 and we'll do it for ya'.

2004-10-07T04:25:00.000-07:00

A special thanks go out to Steven Zander for this great Waffle pic. Is that an 'International Kerryall' parked there?

2004-10-07T04:16:00.000-07:00

.....For those who may have missed the bus....you can still catch the 'Metro'.

2004-10-03T18:24:00.000-07:00

A major 'blessing' and a big thankyou to the folks at the 'Pajama Pack' for this great Kerry pic. 'Blondie' came up with the best caption which is: "Reporting for Booty". ROFLMAO

2004-10-01T05:37:00.000-07:00

".....If George would just lighten up a little, embrace the 'World Community', party with the right people and stop trying to do it all by himself.....this whole 'terrorist thing' would just go away......"

2004-09-30T05:55:00.000-07:00

......Sister Mary sends a special 'Thankyou' to Steven Zander for the great Ted Nugent explanation of all things political. Leave me an address in the 'Comments Thingee' and I'll send you a copy. Hint: It's a note from the world of 'Put up or Shut Up'. SMC

2004-09-28T16:53:00.000-07:00

".....I objected to artificial tanning devices before I began to endorse and support them.."

2004-09-28T16:13:00.000-07:00

".......now, I demand some answers here.....we've got a debate on thursday and I find the timing of these earthquakes to be very suspicious......."

2004-09-28T04:41:00.000-07:00

.....and after careful study I have determined that the elections of 2004 in Florida are unfair and have excluded thousands of eligible voters.....what's that....they haven't been held yet?......I'll have someone get back to you on this...."

2004-09-27T17:06:00.000-07:00

Thanks to all you 'Adobe Engineers' for sending me the 'Long Lost Brother' pics. I'll be rationing them as we approach the election. I nearly died laughing, but will try to protect all of you. SMC

2004-09-27T16:56:00.000-07:00

......not only will our friends and allies rush to our defense unable to resist the charismatic leadership of President Kerry, but our new First Lady will restore dignity, charm and warmth to The White House.

2004-09-24T07:15:00.000-07:00

"....when you dis upon a star.....makes no difference who you are..." " ...and always let my conscience be your guide...."

2004-09-24T07:06:00.000-07:00

".....now, I'm being followed by a moonbat shadow..."

2004-09-22T18:19:00.000-07:00

....Sister Mary... has a thing...makes me wanna ....jump and sing.....I'm done with stuff and alchohol... I'm walkin' spanish ...down the hall. Tom Waits for no man.

2004-09-22T12:37:00.000-07:00

.......when you care enough to send the VERY BEST !!!!!!!

Welcome Commentors!!!

2004-09-22T09:16:00.000-07:00

Please feel free to post your comments. This feature has just been enabled today so if you tried before and had difficulties like 'registering' and all that stuff, please try again. Why don't you write me, I'm out in the Jungle, I'm hungry to hear you.
........sorry Mr. Simon.

2004-09-22T07:50:00.000-07:00

"....Yes, that's correct....we propose to evict all of you thieving bastards, gut the building, cut the budget to zero and recommend that you re-locate in Zimbabwe. That's right, at 1:00p.m. today. Thankyou, Mr. Secretary" .....yes, you can veto this motion if you choose, but you'll have to do it from a Pay-Phone. Could I have a show of hands please? Thankyou, that settles it."

2004-09-22T07:36:00.000-07:00

"..........listen, honey, John Kerry knows that he can count on the tremendous appeal of the 'Beautiful People' in the Hollywood community to help get him elected."

2004-09-21T12:28:00.000-07:00

Wait, Wait, Wait.....I've got it. The United Nations will come charging in and stomp out those mean old terrorists. Then we'll go wind surfing. Where's the 'Shrimp Platter?'

2004-09-21T09:52:00.000-07:00

DNC leaders and Kerry campaign officials will be meeting today in an attempt to determine why the presidential campaign is having trouble getting any 'traction'. Kerry aids deny rummors that boxes pictured here contain new forged documents. Breaking Story........We've just recieved an urgent notice from someone called 'Shrek' , he says:"Quiet...Donkey!!!!!"

2004-09-20T10:18:00.000-07:00

.....58% Bush 35% Kerry Who is this 'Kerry' person, oh great Carnak?

2004-09-20T10:10:00.000-07:00

I feel so bad about those forgeries.....but here's the Big News. Mike...ya...Mike here, he and I were smoking some great ganja and well....we've been lovers for a long time and well....he begged me to go with these papers and, you see, we were really high and it seemed like a good idea. He made me do it. I told him later it was wrong but he gets so mad. I'm really afraid of him.

2004-09-17T12:55:00.000-07:00

...Proof!.....We don need no steeenkin proof. You prove they're not forgeries!!!!

2004-09-17T11:30:00.000-07:00

Sister Mary Chainsaw is pictured here contemplating something she read on "Allah is in the House" a few moments ago. It goes like this: 'Insisting that Bush answer questions about his Guard service based on forged documents is like demanding that one's spouse explain something she did in a dream one had'. ROFLMAO

2004-09-17T04:27:00.000-07:00

...You're up by 15 points, Mr. President. This CBS thing is working out just like I told you it would.

2004-09-17T04:19:00.000-07:00

...now I'm not the smartest fellow around,...but there's something about these CBS documents that just doesn't seem quite right.

2004-09-17T04:14:00.000-07:00

....maybe it's just me, Mr. Rather,....but are you sure about those papers? It's nothing...don't worry about it.

2004-09-17T04:10:00.000-07:00

We run a small orphanage here at the Monastery. We do our best but with the price of gruel going up all the time it's hard to give all of our charges the very best of care. We're building a new 'West Wing' but again, the price of cardboard and tin just keeps going up and up. If you should feel called to make a donation to help us with our humble work . Please send what you can to: Sister Mary Chainsaw PO Box 2558 Trinity, Tx. 75862 Bless You!!!

Welcome, My Children, and.....take those dirty shoes off!!!

2004-09-16T05:53:00.001-07:00

In response to the recent implosion of the 'old guard', 'lame stream media', we here at the Monastery of Our Lady of Vigilant Pessimism will be filling in as the new provider of 'All the news that fits'. Our editorial views will be based on revealed knowledge and not subject to the scrutiny of the un-annointed. As God would have it, our political position is about three clicks to the right of Vlad the Impaler. If you would like to add to our collected wisdom feel free to post your comments. If you should foolishly disagree. That's between you, God and Big Louie the Torch. Click on 'Comments' and let 'er rip!!!!!!!!
Bless You All!!!
Sister Mary Chainsaw

Rural Rantings

2004-09-16T05:53:00.000-07:00

Ode to CBS

Your sponsors are fleeing....
Your house is on fire.............
Your anchor is dragging.......
Dan is a LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9-16-04
Sister Mary Chainsaw